Rubber Ducky Shorts…
Airline Story:
We were about 40 minutes into a flight from Atlanta to Calgary when suddenly a male passenger became very ill. He was seated at the window seat with his wife. They were both looking forward to their first visit to Canada and the Rocky Mountains.
He had just completed a large stir fry meal that he had brought onboard when he began projectile vomiting. The vomit covered his clothing, the side fuselage of the aircraft, and began running under their seats to the guests seated behind them. He quickly made his way to the washroom leaving a trail behind him.
We immediately jumped into cleanup mode in the cabin while he remained in the bathroom. Eventually he emerged from the washroom without any clothing or shoes on!! The only piece of clothing on his body was a very tight fitting pair of rubber ducky spandex boxer shorts. By this time as he stood in the forward galley most passengers near the front could see him and began to chuckle.
The captain happened to exit the flight deck at the same time and to his surprise was met by this nearly naked guest. In complete shock the Captain said, “what the hell is going on here?!” It was really hard to contain our laughter.
Luckily his physique was quite muscular(looked like he was into weight lifting) so he was quite comfortable with himself and took it all in stride. We knew this something had to be done yet all his clothing was in his suitcase in the bottom of the airplane.
There was no way he could walk through the airport and customs with no clothing on. His wife changed and gave him her, “I love doughnuts” t-shirt which he barely managed to fit over his pec muscles!! We then wrapped him in blankets and arranged for a wheelchair to meet him upon landing and take him through customs.
Moral of the story:Always wear your best underwear when you travel as you never know who might see it!!
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